NO DAD JOKES ALLOWED
(puns accepted)
No dad jokes?! Who do you think you are?

I'm a man of many things

Most of these things consist of crude humor, but that's not what we're here for.

Lou

Louis Bilotta

Gentleman and Scholar



wholelottabilotta (n): candid and authentic.

Whether its a sports recap or a new tag line for a beer, my insurmountable commitment to brevity and ingenuity is sure to deliver your message to whatever suits your fancy -- Millennials or Gen X. I own digital and traditional with a one-of-a-kind twist you don't find everyday.

My arsenal

Just to give a gist of all the unique assets I come with.

Copywriting

I've been around the block a time or two with headlines and catchphrases, and even had one published onto a billboard.

Sports Journalism

Co-host and blogger to a Detroit Lions column for the Impact 89FM WDBM student radio station at Michigan State University.

Undeniable Loyalty

No matter where I go or what I do, I stick to my guns and make sure that I do the best I can for the work that I truly believe in.

Conciseness

One of the skills I most value is my ability to be as succinct and efficient as possible. In other words, Lou don't play no games.

Impeccable Wit

On top of my clever copywriting skills, I also possess a bottomless library of cringe-worthy dad jokes.

Complete Candidness

In both casual and professional settings, I don't waste time with expressions. I'm consistently cut-and-dry, but in a good way.

My greatest achievements

These are things that I've made with my own man-hands.

Wayne State University Billboard

Wayne State University

Billboard Copy

Atwater Brewery Cover Photo

Atwater Brewery

Coverphoto Copy

Reverend Guitars Ad

Reverend Guitars

Facebook Ad Copy

Stocker Art Center Ad #1

Stocker Art Center

Handbill Copy

Stocker Art Center Ad #2

Stocker Art Center

Handbill Copy

Stocker Art Center Ad #3

Stocker Art Center

Handbill Copy

McClure's Pickles Ad

McClure's Pickles

Facebook Ad Copy

McClure's Pickles Ad 2

Single Pickles

Facebook Post

McClure's Pickles Ad 3

Pickle Pilferer

Facebook Post

GM CAP Agreement

General Motors Mailer

Direct Mail

GM Direct Mail

General Motors Sedans

Government Email

GM Sedan Email

General Motors Sedans

Customer Email

GM CAP Agreement

General Motors CAP

Agreement Statement

Ask me anything!

I'd love to answer any and all questions, or even just play some email tag.